The High-Maintenance Head
I‘ve been going kind of easy on the head. Weekly goatee maintenance–that’s about it. It’s the inexorable march to a gray ponytail–a look that was big in these parts in the 1990s and the 1400s.
Right now, however, I’m going through an awkward stretch–the “High-Maintenance Head” stage during which I can’t pull enough hair back behind my enormous, spherical cranium to get a good knot. So I need to deploy a battery of mechanical and chemical fasteners in order to maintain even a minimum, Doobie Brother level of propriety.
Please. Don’t look at me. Until March
December 16, 2005 at 9:22 am
Bald with ponytail? You might want to reconsider that. No offense.