Archive for May, 2006

. Verb-Ops presents: Film in Context Only the Echo…

May 31, 2006

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Verb-Ops presents: Film in Context
Only the Echoes of My Mind
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Here is the short film that PhRMA, the Big Pharma trade association, does not want you to see—because it beats anything on the shelf or in the pipeline at any of its member companies:

The Hagerstown, MD, Mummers Parade

An Ersatzfilms® production by Todd Groesbeck.

..and:
The Love Song of J. Alfred Groesbeck

Todd and Alice slipped through the Garden State recently on their way to points North. They contributed to the Grand American Road Trip Songbook with this short film about the Homestate. There is veritas footage of the Garden State Parkway, and Sopranos fans will recognize the pizza place. Lots of other Weird New Jerseyana and a very cute dog. The sound track warms up the exquisite Dylan/McGuinn grudge match from That Real Seventies Show.

Skippin’ over the ocean like a stone,
Vanx

Psunshine Psyclist . Ian Wood of Astonished Head…

May 30, 2006


Psunshine Psyclist
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Ian Wood of Astonished Head has set off on his trip across the United States on a custom turned, high-tech tricycle. I told you about this. He was last seen bearing down on Ashland, VA, as the powerful first stage engine of his venture dropped back into the explosive stratosphere of good luck wishes and local wine.

Godspeed!

Here is a string of A. head posts on his preparations.

The bike he rides astounds me. It has solar panels and is wired in every way imaginable. Photographs don’t seem to do it justice—he’s posted a few, and they are intriguing. The basic wheels were shipped from Australia, but my man has robust solutions in the retrofit space. Read up on his prep work.

Ian is a trip sitting still—now that he has weighed anchor from New Jersey and put it in the street, his blog will become a 21st Century Trip-log Phantasmagoria.

Track the man.
Vanx
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Live Update!

Ian picked up on our request for a photo that spells it all out in bold capital letters. He obliged in a recent post, which I trust you’ve seen. Justice is done!:











Photos: Ian Wood

High School Bar-B-Que . Emily has invited all her…

May 29, 2006

High School Bar-B-Que
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Emily has invited all her friends from high school to have a Bar-B-Que in the back yard. I can’t decide whether this is going to be harder on her or on me. Because, let’s face it. I don’t quite cut the Sergeant Rock figure standard to most Caldwell dads. A young couple just showed up at the door a little early, and I invited them to hang out back until Emily returns from the store. I could tell from the look in their eyes that I reminded them of a comedian they’d once seen smash a watermelon with a sledge hammer. The boy claimed he forgot his wallet and had to go get it. They ran to his car as the dulcet tones of Fernandel wafted from my living room speakers.

It’s much easier dealing with them at this age (below). The little kids like the watermelon thing. ..

. Summertime Memorial Day weekend started with Em…

May 29, 2006

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Summertime

Memorial Day weekend started with Emily’s first car accident. Seems she took a corner a little tight, and maybe a tad fast, causing the front left tire to blow out in a pothole. Her friend K. was with her and several others were on the scene immediately, including a guy named John who claimed he could put on the spare. Emily called home to report the incident, and of course I headed out.

Upon arriving at the scene—corner of Washington and Smull–I learned that John had never so much as witnessed the changing of a tire. This was just as well. I was happy to give him and his six lady friends, including my daughter, a quick lesson, beginning with finding out how the hub cap comes off—oh yeah, this is Emily’s new used car, which she saved up for and bought (with a slight boost from the old man) on Tuesday.

I had an appreciative audience there on the curb–things went smoothly after the hubcap annoyance. I emphasized the part about loosening the lugs before jacking up the vehicle, and told them if they get a flat on the highway, wait for “The Man.” With donut wheel in place, Emily drove K. home and I followed. Then I followed Emily home. When we got there, we walked into the kitchen. She turned and asked, “are you mad?” No, I told, her, but cars aren’t supposed to be in the part of the street where that pothole is situated—so, just the facts, Miss. And she gave ‘em straight: K told her that she was driving past the street they had to turn onto, and rather than drive by and turn around, Emily tried to take the turn, no doubt to K’s shock and awe. I’m glad Emily’s explanation had the ring of plausibility to it—I didn’t really doubt it would. But… I’m glad. We got up early on Saturday and went to the tire place. Emily’s debts are mounting nicely~,:^).

Later on Saturday, Lydia and I went to the garden place, and in the afternoon we finished planting the garden. Sunday, Lydia woke up as I was leaving to hang the reunion week alumni art exhibit at Drew. Maureen was sleeping in a bit. Lydia had breakfast with one of her sisters and painted a beach scene on a tile from a painting kit she got for her birthday. I’m amazed at the wave in her painting (above)—it’s the kind of paint handling only a child can pull off. I’d spent most of the day looking at adult paint handling, and it was a pleasure to see a little masterwork on the tile on the kitchen table when I got home.

Tonight I fired up the grill, and like clockwork, my woman had to vilify my Bar-B-Que and badmouth my chicken! I said, “Put some shoes on, woman, I’m running a Bar-B-Que here!” Hmm!

Well, if she can’t tolerate Daddy’s Backyard Thunder Jerk Sauce® on her chicken, that’s alright with me. She can put hers in that mustard stuff.

That’s her business,
Vanx

. The Fauve Landscape Finding My Way in LA I knew…

May 27, 2006

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The Fauve Landscape
Finding My Way in LA

I knew the new publisher in Philadelphia was lying. Cap Cities ABC had shuffled its properties, moving Energy User News from Fairchild Publications in New York to Chilton in Radnor out on the Philly Mainline. My new boss said I could stay on editing EUN in the little New York office with what remained of the New York staff, but I would have to learn how to golf.

Yes, it was “Countdown to Unemployment.” Knowing this, I traveled West to Los Angeles to attend “Lighting World,” an ill-conceived trade show that tried to appeal to artists, stage designers, airport architects and industrial plant engineers at the same time. Witnessing that event, in sunny California back in 1990, I promised myself I would never have a gray ponytail.

My travel plans entailed a day off in Los Angeles with no car. I had a moderate interest in going to art museums while traveling, and I figured that would be a good way to spend the day in a city that simply isn’t set up for walking. It is, in fact, a very tough city to navigate, even for cab drivers. On Saturday morning, I hopped in a cab and gave the driver the address of the Museum of Contemporary Art–that sounded like a good museum to visit. I had to sit up front with him with a map to help him find it. This is very Los Angeles experience.

All I can remember seeing at the contemporary art museum was a pile of rope on the floor. This was supposed to be an exhibit. I sat down, opened up a “What’s Up this Weekend” brochure I got at the hotel, and noticed that at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art was something called “The Fauve Landscape.” I had no idea what a Fauve was. The brochure listed members of a group of painters called Fauves—I’d never heard of Georges Braques, Albert Marquet, Maurice de Vlaminck, or Andre Derain. But I had heard of Henri Matisse. I found another cab somehow.

By the time I arrived at LACMA, it was mid afternoon. I walked around the museum a bit, and noticed that there was a one-painting special exhibit featuring Soap Bubbles by a French painter named Jean Siméon Chardin, whom I had never heard of. The exhibit included the one painting and several preliminary sketches. I walked outside the main museum to a courtyard and found the Fauve exhibit in a separate building or wing. It was sundown. A big speaker system was playing the sound track to a television program that had recently debuted—Twin Peaks. I loved the show and the music, which was written by Angelo Badalamenti. I sat in the courtyard and listened for a while. Then I poked my head into the Fauve gallery. And my life changed forever.

Sounds ridiculous, but it is true. I was dazzled by the most wonderful exhibit of…anything that I’d ever seen. My immediate thought was—Jesus, it’s like a small army of Vincent Van Goghs put this thing together. An explosion of color and wild forms in recognizable landscapes. Harbors, cities, boats, buildings, slap-dash figures and wild clouds. I then thought of paintings my friend Paul Weingarten had exhibited, how exciting I thought they were when I saw them hanging in a chapel at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine in NYC. I actually had to leave the Fauve exhibit and go back into the LACMA courtyard to clear my head and think about what I was about to do. I listened to the Badalamenti music, vibey, vampy jazz with a walking bass, and felt a great welling of excitement—a physical surge that I can still feel thinking about it. It was getting dark when I went back inside.

Walking back into that flaming room from the cool September darkness was like an ascent into a world that was perfectly mine and all new. A time-stopped Nirvana. I can still visualize the space, it’s lighting, and the general sense I got from the paintings.

The first painters I picked up on were by Derain and Vlaminck. I read about their legendary meeting on a broke-down train in the French country side, their walk back to the city, and their agreement to go out and paint together, which they did. The Fauves all worked in the plein air tradition of the Barbizon and Impressionist painters. Their work is about immediacy and color. They took Van Gogh and pushed what he was doing further into what would emerge as Modern Art, a break from Post Impressionism. There is a naivety to their work that is quite deceptive. Once I began painting I realized that they worked with a precision in their use of color that transcended mere technique. Their experience in contact with nature was simply a profound compelling force that they were able to capture. There was very little precedent, in fact, other than Van Gogh, for the personal exertion in their art. What they came up with was so startling that they were dubbed by an art critic “wild beasts” or “fauves.” The intentionally derisive label stuck for this fairly loose grouping of artists—they indulged in nothing like the kind of manifestoes issues by their brethren in Germany, Die Brücke. Among the Fauves were Picasso and George Rouault, who went on to pursue very distinctive styles and create their own space.

At the center of the group, I found Matisse, whose work, once I passed through the Derain/Vlaminck gallery, ran through the rest of the show. There were many paintings of the south of France–notably The Window–and of Paris. The same for Albert Marquet, Raul Duffy, and Georges Braque. Braque went on to forge cubism with Picasso.

The Fauve period lasted only a few years. The group dispersed, and everyone went in a different direction. Vlaminck actually settled into a darker pallet, similar to Van Gogh’s before the latter went to France. I saw a post-Fauve Vlaminck in a gallery window in Manhattan years later—potatoes and a clay mug–that I thought was a very early Van Gogh. But Vlaminck was without a doubt moving forward. Derain, unfortunately, chose to pursue a hokey kind of neoclassicism in later years. His Fauve work, among the best of the group, stands as his great work. For Matisse, Braque, and others, the Fauve period produced their first great work. Much more followed.

Art, especially in New York, has, for years now, been all about “shocking” with “the new.” Everybody is a rebel. It makes the New York art world impossible to navigate, given the amount of self-indulgent crap that is produced and displayed. The Fauves, however, were real revolutionaries. They were wuch interesting figures. In many ways, Valaminck is the most colorful—a tall and stout bike racer, musician, and chess player. There are wonderful photographs of him smoking a pipe with an outsized Stetson. Derain painted him in exactly that prospect.

I stood before all this work and felt an enormous compulsion to paint. It was an idea I’d toyed with over the years, but always considered beyond my capability. Up until that time, I had played bass in a rock ‘n’ roll band and written poetry. More recently, I’d done a lot of woodwork in the basement of the little house Maureen and I bought in Maplewood, New Jersey, the year after we were married. I was always doing something creative and artisitc, but I never really dug in. That was about to change.

I closed the museum that evening, bought the catalog, and went back to the hotel. I remember sitting at the bar that night with the catalog, starting my self education in art history—a course I continued at home and on trains for ten years. When I got back to my office in New York, two blocks from Utrecht Art Supplies in Greenwich Village, I bought a sack of paint. I bought a couple of books on how to do it, and I invited some artist friends over to paint with me. Then, thank God, the Philadelphia publisher made his move.

I was out of work from March (when the Fauve Landscape show traveled to New York!–I went again with Weingarten) to September, 1991, with a severance arrangement that lasted exactly that long. I spent a lot of time, and arguably a shameful amount of money given the circumstances, painting. In an act of unspeakable bravado, I signed up for a week of copying, in oil paint, in the impressionist gallery of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I copied a painting of barges by Pissarro. I was in way over my head, but one of the guards was really interested in what I came up with. Before long, I had a new job, this time on 57th Street in Manhattan, across the street from the Art Student’s League of New York. There I took Thursday night courses with Ernest Crichlow, a Harlem Renaissance painter, and Hananiah Harari, a brilliant American painter who went to France after World War I and actually took over Chaim Soutine’s studio in Cagnes. I sold my first painting, in 1994, to my new, New York, publisher.

Some closing notes:

~I now have a relatively acute interest in visiting art museums. My day job gives me an opportunity to do so pretty much all over the U.S. and Europe, which is just great.

~I also now know a lot about all the artists mentioned above, and many others. People I met on the train during my commuting days would tell me they assumed I was an art professor because I always had an outsized art book on my lap. I once had to undergo physical therapy for an injury incurred from carrying large paintings–as large as 48″ by 36″–on trains and subways during rush hour.

~I’ve painted and exhibited with my mentor. It’s incredible that I knew one of the best painters working anywhere before I even knew he painted.

~Painting plays a lead role in a complicated life that will always include a day job. When I don’t paint for a long period of time, it effects my behavior. I think the doctors call it depression. Painting is kind of like my drug. More accurately, it’s how I meditate. Or how I pray–I’ve become a much more religious person through painting. That’s a difficult one to explain. I only really express it in pictures.

Vanx
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The paintings
Derain: Landscape at L’Estaque
Vlaminck: Houses at Chatou
Braques: Port at La Ciotat
Marquet: Pont Neuf, Paris
Derain: Houses of Parliament, London
Vlaminck: Boats on the Seine
Matisse: The Window
Braques: View of L’Estaque
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Mullin: Grover Cleveland Park, Caldwell

Happy 40th anniversary to LACMA!

.The Plot Funkens . Larry Fix, formerly of The Inc…

May 25, 2006
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The Plot Funkens
. Larry Fix, formerly of The Incroyables (in orange shirt), has been jamming around a lot lately, recently with…Bernie Worrell (keyboards, head in window glare), whose resume includes Parliament Funkadelic, Talking Heads, Fela Kuti, The Rolling Stones, Black Uhuru, and many other marquee acts. They can proudly add each other to their resumes.
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You gotta tear this Mother out, Larry,

Vanx

. The Home of Classic Rock: Life During Wartime! …

May 25, 2006

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The Home of Classic Rock:
Life During Wartime!
By Talking Heads (1979)
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Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons,
packed up and ready to go
Heard of some gravesites, out by the highway,
a place where nobody knows
The sound of gunfire, off in the distance,
I’m getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstore, lived in the ghetto,
I’ve lived all over this town

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,
this ain’t no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey,
I ain’t got time for that now

Transmit the message, to the receiver,
hope for an answer some day
I got three passports, a couple of visas,
you don’t even know my real name
High on a hillside, the trucks are loading,
everything’s ready to roll
I sleep in the daytime, I work in the nightime,
I might not ever get home

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,
this ain’t no fooling around
This ain’t no mudd club, or CBGB,
I ain’t got time for that now


Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit?
Heard about Pittsburgh, P. A.?
You oughta know not to stand by the window
somebody might see you up there
I got some groceries, some peant butter,
to last a couple of days
But I ain’t got no speakers, ain’t got no
heaphones, ain’t got no records to play
Why stay in college? Why go to night school?
Gonna be different this time

Can’t write a letter, can’t send a postcard,
I can’t write nothing at all

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,
this ain’t no fooling around
I’d like to kiss you, I’d love you hold you
I ain’t got no time for that now

Trouble in transit, got through the roadblock,
we blended with the crowd
We got computer, we’re tapping pohne lines,
I know that ain’t allowed
We dress like students, we dress like housewives,
or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle, so many times now,
I don’t know what I look like!

You make me shiver, I feel so tender,
we make a pretty good team
Don’t get exhausted, I’ll do some driving,
you ought to get some sleep
Get you instructions, follow directions,
then you should change your address
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day,
whatever you think is best
Burned all my notebooks, what good are
notebooks? They won’t help me survive
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace,

the burning keeps me alive
Try to stay healthy, physical fitness,
don’t want to catch no disease
Try to be careful, don’t take no chances,
you better watch what you say


The photographed word:
1) Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld in the theater of operations.
2) Homefront 1.
3) Nostalgia: Old postcard, Baghdad.
4) Homefront 2.
5) A jetlagged President George W. Bush goes for the wrong door in China.

. Medford, New Jersey.

May 24, 2006
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Medford, New Jersey
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. Queensryche I noticed on a blog today that I c…

May 23, 2006

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Queensryche

I noticed on a blog today that I completely missed Victoria Day in Canada. I started writing a comment about a Canadian Queen experience I once had, and wisely, I think, opted to keep my comment to myself—which is to say, publish it on my own blog:

I was in Edmonton, Alberta, once, where I was given a tour of the State House (Province House?) in which there is an ENORMOUS full figure portrait of Queen Elizabeth II in the main lobby. We were brought before it and kind of given a moment of silence by our guide. As I recall, the painting was so large that they had to cut a hole in the ceiling and send it up into the mezzanine. In addition to a crown, I think she has a halo in the portrait. During our moment of silence I remember thinking—“Has the queen ever given a full sustained minute of thought to Edmonton Alberta?” I couldn’t help but wonder.

The Queen’s portrait here (not the one in Edmonton) is by Lucien Freud. She actually commissioned the portrait based on Freud’s reputation as “the greatest living painter” and the fact that he lives in England. She may have done well to check out some of his work first.

Pip ho!
Vanx

. Loydo Sings! Are you my main man, Are you now, …

May 23, 2006

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Loydo Sings!

Are you my main man,
Are you now, are you now?~Marc Bolan

My ol’ kickabout Toby Ray Loyd is back on mic. And it’s a good thing.

Years ago, we and our pals formed a high school garage band that morphed into a college pub band and finally into a roadhouse entertainment unit called The Incroyables. We pronounced the band’s name phonetically in English. And Toby Ray spells his name with one L. His people are from Texas. We had our own rules.

Toby, as you can see, plays a right handed Stratocaster left handed, as did Jimi Hendrix. I played a Precision bass. But I left the band in 1982. My exit was not without acrimony—bands are a lot like marriages, and break-ups…well.

Anyway, Toby and I reconnected last summer when Larry Fix, the other guitar in the Incroyables (that’s him rocking out-of-focus on the right in the photo), had a Backyard Wingding. Larry and I have been in constant touch through the years, but we had both lost touch with Toby for a while. Then Toby resurfaced. He and Larry started playing together here and there a couple of years ago, and Larry’s Wingding ‘05 became Loydo’s big “Boy Howdy!” to the rest of the crew.

I was a little apprehensive when I heard Toby would be there, frankly, but deep down I was delighted at the prospect of seeing him. As it turns out, neither of us has changed at all! People are stubborn that way. We slipped right back into our old-time loony banter and rock ‘n’ roll bulldada. Our patented “Healthy, Egotistical Oneupsmanship”® still warms the hearts of all who bear witness. We caught up. He’s a high school prinipal now! Incroyable! We had a great afternoon. Hell, we had a few brewskies.

A few weeks later, I heard that Toby spotted a growth in his throat—he saw it in the rearview mirror while driving. It turned out to be cancer. The growth was removed, and he underwent a dual regimen of radiation and chemo. He lost a lot of weight. Soon we heard that things were going well. He’s now cancer-free.

A couple of weeks ago, his girl Mary Lou sent pictures of him leaving the clinic near Philly. One showed him ringing a Captain Jack McCarthy bell that patients there ring when they reach certain milestones. Toby, a big guy, looked a lot like I remember him looking at Hanover Park High School in the early 1970s.

Well, he’s back to fighting weight, and apparently back in the ring. Mary Lou sent the above photo today.

Ladies and gentlemen, my main man—Toby Ray Loyd!

And Larry Fix!

(I feel a Verb-Ops series coming on. But can I find the photos?)

Vanx