Archive for August, 2006

. Barman at the Café Royale . …

August 31, 2006

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Barman at the Café Royale
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That’s Loydo at the bar, the connoisseur
Of books and catalog of southern ghosts,
The jazz historian and raconteur,
An Impresario of Cajun toasts.

Café Royale on Royal Street became
Our quiet haven from the jello shots
On Bourbon. Screw the rancid hurricanes,
The rock ‘n’ roll and raucous tourist spots.

When I sketched Loyd, he spoke of Tennessee
Who lived across the street, his loping fan
Creating ripple light atop the trees
On Iberville: “He’s like our Shakespeare, man.

Not only that, he’s like our Sigmund Freud.”
I had to say it: “Words of wisdom, Loyd”
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Barman at the Café Royale, New Orleans
Oil on canvas

. Jackson Square . The fell…

August 30, 2006

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Jackson Square
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The fellas lost their instruments, the gig
Is sunk, and Steamboat’s on Amdursky’s couch
In Watertown, Connecticut . It’s big!
The Colonel’s hunkered in his action crouch.

I gotta charge the cell phone soon, so talk,
All right? It’s heating up in Jackson Square.
The fortune teller’s here. I’m gonna walk
Across the grass and try the signal there.

The bars are filling up again so I
Can work the street, itinerate. Guitar
And Creole holler jobs. I’m gonna try
To get up with Modine and get a car.

There’s nothing left. Lizardi Street is down
And out. Well, put it this way, man, it’s down.

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Saint Louis Cathedral Oil on canvas

. Preservation . How is it you c…

August 29, 2006

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Preservation
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How is it you can see and not believe?
The searing August heat in New Orleans
Uncovers netherworlds, it burns, relieves
The truth of it’s disguise.


You’ve seen
Our quintessential city laying bare
The poverty beneath our civic gowns,
Sequestered blight thrown open to the air
And televised.


A city where the drowned
Are left until the ardent cowboy comes
To save the day. How is it you can see
And not believe? A year is past, the drum
Of our collective second line recedes.

Believe! Our actions are on record here,
And we ain’t moved
the ball at all this year.
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“Saints $5.00″ Oil on canvas

. You Better Come On Into My Kitchen ‘Cause It’s G…

August 27, 2006
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You Better Come On
Into My Kitchen
‘Cause It’s Gonna Be Rainin’ Outdoors

Have A
Nice Day
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Vanx
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“Dad! That
was, like, so
random!”

. Setting the Stage . I started …

August 27, 2006

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Setting the Stage
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I started arranging some of my still life subjects in the basement tonight. I haven’t painted since the lake trip, and I haven’t painted in the studio since weeks before that. I cleaned up the pumpkin that finally melted down on my still life table while we were at the lake, and I’m ready.

August has been a rather over-productive month at Verb-Ops. I had tried to take the summer, at least, off, and I almost made it though July. Then, boom, I went long.

Those weeks in July were restorative, though I really didn’t get much painting done. So, I hope to slow down on the computer (no Verb-Ops On Ice stuff) and start pushing it around in the basement. It’s all about balance

You’ll hear from me,
Vanx

. The Passion of the Wildo Waldo Nine Minutos and…

August 25, 2006

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The Passion of the
Wildo Waldo

Nine Minutos and 28 Seconds
You’ll be Glad You Wasted
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I have basically no Spanish going for me. And this little clip may be a wake-up call, as far as that goes. I don’t like what appears to happen to New York, for instance. Or to Paris. But what is happening?

The Wildo Waldo character, appearing at the 3-minute mark, seems to operate in that tight space between “the Primitive” and “the Messianic.” He is introduced by TV news field reporter Jackson Aceituno who wears a dish towel wrapped around his head. Aceituno looks like he “walked” in off the set of a Lifetime Network sock puppet biography of Subcommander Marcos. It ends with several players in a subterranean bunker under a bare, dangling light bulb as Wildo Waldo is bathed in the next room by two Univision puppet beauties.

It all seems to be nothing more than a Sesame Street-like morality play on the importance of bathing (bañar). But I can’t believe it isn’t trying to tell us something more.

I’m intrigued, but I’m shackled by my ignorance. You know the feeling. If anyone can give me a quickie synopsis in the comments, yo realmente lo apreciaría. If you haven’t straightened me out in the last 30 days, please feel free to do so on this one.

… and we’ll give you the world,
Vanx

Editor’s note: I’m pretty sure this is better if you don’t understand Spanish, actually. Devotees of Mystical Romanticism (what else would you come here for?) will be hypnotized.

Loose Lips Department: While we’re on the subject of terrorism, Ray Pospisil brings us this.

. Bad Sneakers .. And a couple of triangle beers,…

August 24, 2006

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Bad Sneakers
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And a couple of triangle beers, lamping with security at VIP parking with a transistor and a large sum of money to spend… .
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Whereat Verb-Ops reviews the Steelyard “Sugartooth” McDan and the Fab-Originees.com show, featuring Steely Dan with Michael McDonald on the Garden State Parkway, somewhere in August.

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I have a friend. A web designer in…well, let’s call it the “security” field. He works for a big company that has offices in New Jersey and all kinds of VIP action at the renowned PNC Bank Arts Center (you may remember it as the Garden State Arts Center from the days before Brendan Byrne Arena in the Meadowlands became the Continental Airlines Arena). So, when the tickets were on the table and the schmucks were jumping on Aerosmith and Motley Crew, my man—let’s call him Joe—slid in and got the VIP Steely Dan tickets for himself and his ol’ lady. Let’s call her Audrey.

The company I work for is different. I paid top dollar for two seats in the 99th row. But Maureen and I, hanging with our friends, at least got to experience the VIP lifestyle right up to seating. Which ain’t bad. It made for very posh tailgating in the upper parking lot, for example. That called for nothing less than Bass Ale all around and some of that grapefruit wine for the lay-dees. The big fun started on the way in when we were allowed to zip right past the scruffy kids in the white T-shirts directing traffic. We dealt only with the scruffy kids in the black suites that call you “Sir.” Uh-huh.

We didn’t know how to behave. After making the big jump from the back door of Joe’s SUV to the pavement, I had a suggestion: “Yo, Security! What say we open up the backside and crank Pretzel Logic on your state-of-the-art. Like, …make it a real wing-ding®, you know what I’m sayin’?” Joe obliged as I tore open a bag of those designer chips. We were belonging in the lower lot and loving it.

Maureen and I watched, tears welling up in our eyes, as Joe and Audrey headed off to their free VIP seats. We found a PNC teen sherpa to take us to ours. We sat and the lights went up on stage for the opening act.

Most people first heard Michael McDonald when he fronted the Doobie Brothers in the late 1970s. But his first serious recordings were as a back-up singer with Steely Dan a few years earlier. He debuted on Katy Lied, SD’s fourth album. McDonald was also on the legendary 1974 Steely Dan tour, leaving shortly thereafter with guitarist Jeff “Skunk” Baxter for the Doobies. McDonald went on post-Doobie to a successful solo career, recently recording two albums of Motown covers. Skunk is now a weapons analyst and government contractor.

Steely Dan producer Gary Katz once observed that having McDonald sing background instead of lead vocals was an enormous mistake. I repectfully disagree. Up front, McDonald’s low-riding soul delivery can be a little overbearing. Maybe too much of a good thing? It certainly wasn’t long after joining the Doobies that McDonald was parodied and in some cases just plain ripped off—most blatantly by a cat named Robbie DuPree (Steel Away) who also nicked the keyboards. We became saturated with McDonald’s sound.

His set was, indeed, a little too much. Beyond the vocals, his barrel house/church style on the badly-amplified Yamaha piano stretched into the banal, especially when he and his organ player did a l-o-n-g musical intro to the closing number, Takin’ It To The Streets. Once the piano workout morphed into the hit, however, the crowd was on its feet. I was. Hooting! The Doobie songs were the best. The Smokey et al covers were commodity soul. One highlight in the act was a singing drummer—that rarest of specialties, rarer still for being a woman. Big up Yvette “Baby Girl” Preyer. From Memphis!

I was reminded that McDonald is a great lyricist. “You don’t know my kind in your world,” he sings in Takin’ It To The Street. And he sells it. What a Fool Believes–You’ve been tuning it out for years. But listen to the lyrics. “What seems to be is always better than nothing.” Amen.

Steely Dan’s performance was as good as ever, despite the fact that the great Cornelius Bumpus is no longer with them (or us), and the linebackers (background singers, yuk-yuk!) have been downsized from three to two.

Vanx to Dan: Bring back Victoria Cave, SD 2000!

Still, the line-up was killer, with many alums. John Herrington, holding tight into year-seven on the most coveted rock guitar gig on earth, excelled. And young Keith Carlock (’03) lived up to SD principal Walter Becker’s accolades. Becker and partner Donald Fagen stole Carlock from label-mate Sting. All to the good. Becker’s jazz guitar licks were in order, of course, and his stage presence, pure professorial snark, hit on every beat. And Fagen, having grown into the metaphysical love child of Ray Charles and Dracula, transcended nature as always.

Fact—Over half the band were playing in the state of their nativity. Fagen was born in Passaic, though he grew up in the suburbs outside Princeton (see Nightfly, 1982). Walter Becker, representing Queens, NYC, laid it on thick, though, emphasizing during the band intro that most of the Jerseyites now live in Manhattan. When he got to the Oakland California-born bassist he let us have it: “How’s this for a syllogism. New Jersey is to New York as Oakland is to San Francisco!” Droll. Very droll. I liked that Walt Weiskopf, the Nosferatutian tenor sax player, is from Pequonic, NJ. Becker had a lot of fun saying Pe-quonic…asking the crowd if there is such a place.

There is. Becker had a lot of fun. I used to see him from time to time when I lived in the Chelsea Hotel in 1981. He ran when people made eye contact. But that was 1981.

The band opened with Bodhisattva from the second album, Countdown to Ecstasy, signaling that we might hear older things. In fact we did. Nothing at all from the two post-Y2K albums–one of which, Two Against Nature, won them a Grammy for best R&R album in 2001. Nothing from Fagen’s new solo record, Morph the Cat.

Alright… That’s cool…

They played most of their masterpiece, Aja, including the album’s name sake. That beautiful suite. “Up on on the hill, people never stare. They just don’t care.” Carlock did the job on that one, and I know you know what I’m talking about.

Fagen always hams it up for Hey Nineteen. This year, he’s having trumpet player Michael Leonhart and trombonist Jim Pugh come up front and settle a backstage argument. They go at it in jazz with mutes in their horns, back and forth, until Fagen breaks it up. He then asks the lady singers, including Leonhart’s sister Caroline, the name of that drink they’ve been trying to turn him on to. Some kind of tequila. Oh, …right—Cuervo Gold!

Say it again!

I was happy to see the crew setting up Yamaha keys center stage during Becker’s band intro segment. McDonald sat in and sang for the rest of the show, proving, I think, that he really is most effective as a background singer–filling in, making the chorus interesting, and doing the heavy lifting in the upper register. Not that he can’t take the lead from time to time. Fagen passed the spotlight on Show Business Kids and Do It Again. I get the feeling that Fagen has always been happy to outsource the catbird seat on Do It Again—it has a lot of sustained muscle tones on the high end. Having McDonald come up front occasionally made for really special performances. It was great to see such a stellar alum of the class of ’74 back with the fellas.

And, hey! I heard Peg with McDonald in the background. It is only right!

Toward the end we got the big guitar in Don’t Take Me Alive—the song’s topicality just won’t go away. It’s a real crowd pleaser among the guys in the audience. But the ladies got theirs too. And plenty.

On the way out, Maureen wisely waited to hook up with Security Joe and Audrey so as to get a Man-In-Black escort to “The Ladies.” Thus she avoiding a crowd rivaled only by the long line of elder fans that one finds at the Men’s at a Steely Dan concert.

We were soon breathing the rarified air of the VIP lot. You know the one I’m talking about, its…

“Up on the hill…”
Etc.

Worry the bottle, Mama,

Vanx

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. Planet Hell Update An Open Letter to Sally Quinn…

August 24, 2006

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Planet Hell Update
An Open Letter to Sally Quinn
Florida Bureau, Practical Chemistry Letters

August 24, 2006
RE: our Pluto problem

Dr. Quinn,

You know, it’s funny. Earlier today my wife, Maureen, took our daughter (a high school freshman) to the school to see if she made the soccer team. Maggie’s name wasn’t on the list! She was cut! Very dismal stuff. The kid’s life is soccer.

My wife tracked down the director of athletics. She had her game face on. (Have you seen my wife’s game face, Doc? I have, believe me). Well, it turns out Maggie’s name was left off the list by mistake. A clerical error. An omission. The director told her to go find Maggie and suit her up.

Long story short–Marueen is already on her way to Prague.

Standby,
Vanx (at the Pharma desk)
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Editor’s note: Maureen didn’t have to pull out the big guns. It really was an oversight. During the three-hour end-of-the-world scenario, Maureen was in tears and I was slumped at my desk. Maggie has essentially been going out for high school soccer since sixth grade, playing on travel teams, etc. While her parents were giving themselves over to ultimate despair, however, Maggie was on her way to catch up with volleyball tryouts already in progress. That’s the kind of kid she is.

And how about Mom, huh? Glad she’s on our side. If she didn’t check it out, who knows if the mistake would have been caught?

Yeah Maggie! (and Mom!),
Vanx (at the potato couch)

. Yes, There’s Gas in the Car! Green Earrings b…

August 24, 2006

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Yes, There’s Gas in the Car!

Green Earrings by Steely Dan

Seeing Fagen and Becker with their old bandmate Michael McDonald at the PNC Bank Art Center last night was a thrill worth every penny. I’ll wrap up Dan Week with a proper post when the photos from the VIP parking lot tailgate affair come in.

Vanx
Dandy o’ Gamma Chi

Analyze This I come up Il Padrino–You got a prob…

August 23, 2006
Analyze This

I come up Il Padrino–You got a problem?
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Take the test. Leave the cannoli.
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This item fell off this truck here.