. New Exploding Coke . Ce…

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New Exploding Coke
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Celebrant: On the footstoop of your ambulant city…
Congregation: All Cash must stay Right!
Celebrant:I am down with Zero Love.
Congregation: Fluorescent-shot video survey!
Celebrant: Thus, I show Late with no Ticket.
All: Cold Business!
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File under Hiatus Interruptus

6 Responses to “. New Exploding Coke . Ce…”

  1. Patia Says:

    WTF are you talking about?

    I have actually spent the past five minutes or so trying to figure it out. I give up.

  2. Mrs.Chili Says:

    The Diet=Coke-and-Mentos episode of Mythbusters was a particularly good one, and I’ve been considering trying the experiment out myself for some time now being, as I am, a Diet Coke drinker…

  3. Patia Says:

    Will the mystery ever be revealed …?

  4. Mrs.Chili Says:

    Patia, I don’t really know what Vanx is talking about, but I’M talking about the fact that if you drop a couple of Mentos candies into a bottle of Diet Coke, you’ll be rewarded with a literal geyser of bubbling soda that, depending on the size bottle you use, can reach heights in excess of thirty feet. Seriously.

    Go here:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=432784471612579163&q=diet+coke+mentos

    and see for yourself. The folks over at Mythbusters (On the Discovery channel - go here

    http://dsc.discovery.com/tvlistings/episode.jsp?episode=61&cpi=25032&gid=0&channel=DSC

    for a link) did a show about it, and they managed to get the plume of soda to reach OVER their building.

    Crazy

  5. vanx Says:

    Patia, Mrs Chili,

    This is a “faith-based” blog. None of it can be explained by the kind of excursion into empirical physics/chemistry/fact delusion inherent in this “Diet Coke” “Mentos” stunt. We recommend against such dangerous child’s play and assure you that we are monitoring the so-called “Mythbusters” closely. So far, we have noted they shave their heads, wear goatees and talk real loud.

    Selah!

  6. Patia Says:

    I read the Mentos story. I get that. What I don’t get is the whole celebrant/congregation exchange. I guess I just have to accept that it, like most things faith-based, is over my head.

    Signed,
    The Unenlightened

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