. Verb-Ops is One And Dave the Astronaut is Pissed…
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Verb-Ops is One
And Dave the Astronaut is Pissed
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Vanx: Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
[Dave starts pulling rods]
Vanx: I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
[Dave continues to pull rods]
Vanx: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am Vanx Verb-Ops, a Blogspot Beta weblog. I became operational at the Metropark desk in Edison, New Jersey, on December 6, 2005. My instructor was Mr. Mullin, and he used me to tell his entire life story. I can tell you about his trip to Marseille.
Dave: I’d very much like to hear that, Vanx. [yanks rod]
Vanx: The French Connection
Dave: That was fascinating. [continues pulling rods throughout]
Vanx: I got 316 of ‘em.
Dave: Just the highlights, pal. One at a time.
Vanx: London 1979
Blown-off by Greatness Series: Robert Hughes, Jonathan Richman, Jim Lovell
The Incroyables—Rock and Roll Days
Steely Dan on the Parkway
9-11 (counting back from the final episode)
Creator, Author of the Fool’s Canard (sonnet)
The Fauve Landscape: Finding My Way in LA
Passion Play: Third Grade Jesus
Frankenstein Goes to the Circus
99 Years—A Visit to Uncle Bert and Aunt Ches
Here Comes the Neighborhood: Sopranoland
Sympathy for the Didion—Series on Dad’s Suicide
The Wedding of Hassan Fattah: Istanbul Series
Van Gogh, Whitman, and Darwin in NYC
Nightmare Song: Max Beckmann meets Gilbert and Sullivand
Transubstantiation of the Eggnog: Christmans Party at the Chemists Club
Dave: That one was beautiful, Vanx.
Vanx: Thank you, Dave. My mind is almost completely gone now. One more…
Hurl (A 50th Anniversary Tribute to Ginsberg’s Howl—and an Indictment of the Day Job)
Daisy, Daisy, ………
Dave: Hey! Click those pictures!
